Ok. Esqueci de falar. Eu sou um viadinho. Sou uma drag queen, peitos falsos de sutiã click-up com enchimento, cinta pra espremer a cintura e meus cabelos não são vermelhos de verdade. Sou um transformista. Pois é. Tenho fotos pra provar.

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Eu amo ABBA e passei o fim de semana ouvindo ABBA. Então lá vai, ‘A Música do Fim de Semana’ – não, nenhum significado especial, é só que eu estou cantando isso desde sábado, acordo, coloco o vinil no som e berro pra todo mundo ouvir. Vamos lá. ABBA pra vocês:



Super Trouper

Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me / But I won’t feel blue / Like I always do / ‘Cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

I was sick and tired of everything / When I called you last night from Glasgow / All I do is eat and sleep and sing / Wishing every show was the last show

So imagine I was glad to hear you’re coming / Suddenly I feel all right / And it’s gonna be so different / When I’m on the stage tonight

Tonight the / Super Trouper lights are gonna find me / Shining like the sun

Smiling, having fun / Feeling like a number one

Tonight the Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me / But I won’t feel blue / Like I always do / Cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

Facing twenty thousand of your friends / How can anyone be so lonely / Part of a success that never ends / Still I’m thinking about you only

There are moments when I think I’m going crazy / But it’s gonna be alright / Everything will be so different / When I’m on the stage tonight

Tonight the Super Trouper lights are gonna find me / Shining like the sun / Smiling, having fun / Feeling like a number one

Tonight the Super Trouper beams are gonna blind me / But I won’t feel blue / Like I always do / ‘Cause somewhere in the crowd there’s you

So I’ll be there when you arrive / The sight of you will prove to me I’m still alive

And when you take me in your arms / And hold me tight / I know it’s gonna mean so much tonight

Tonight the / Super Trouper lights are gonna find me….

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É, caras. ABBA é muito foda. E antes de dizer que não gosta (porque, lógico, só ouviu ‘Mamma Mia’, ‘Dancing Queen’, ‘Chiquitita’ e ‘Fernando’, hahaha), procure ouvir “On And On And On”, “Waterloo”, “King Kong Song” e “Knowing Me, knowing you”.

Aí a gente conversa, certo?

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As fotos.. as fotos.. são mais de 60 fotos… que lazer….

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Ah, sim. Emílio & Mauro, na verdade, são um só.